January 2009
So...
OhmygodIcantwaittogetbacktochicago.
Pity Party.
I’m staying up too late. My flight is at 8AM out of O’hare and I still haven’t even got into the shower yet because The Universe, Bad Girls Club and Real Housewives of Orange county are too addictive to pass up. I think, I’m slowly becoming what I hate.
“Nobody really knows what they’re doing”
– Conan O’Brien
Mother Fucker.
I hate 2009. I hate it I hate it I hate it! My fucking phone broke, I’ve had to pay for medical bills and work has all but been completely fucking terrible. It’s freezing outside, I still have made haven’t made any progress on anything I wanted to accomplish and now my father is at death’s door. So I’m leaving Wednesday morning to go to Ohio. I hate this year.
Cool Beans.
So my dad is in the hospital because he had a couple of heart attacks yesterday. This is seriously only a week after he had surgery to remove a bundle of pinched nerves in his neck that was nearly paralyzing the left side of his body. I don’t know what to do. I feel like I am waaay too young to start losing parents. I’ve already lost one. I don’t know what I would do if he...
Saturday's Kids
Today was nearly perfect. I woke up around 10, loafed around in my hot-ass apartment, painted my nails, watched half of Bridget Jones and half of Fight Club. Then Allie picked me up, I got Subway for lunch, watched half Titanic at her apt then headed downtown. We dropped Chels off at work and then me and Allie went over to the AMC on E. Illinois where we saw Milk, up close and personal. It...
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I can’t wait to be off my face not at all close to drunk with my besties playing rock band and watching a mooovie then going home around midnight.
Thurzday.
Was preeeeetttttyyyy good. I finally started to get caught up at work. The after work, while playing a prank on a co-worker and me and some friends went to Sedgwick’s(on Sedgwick go figure) for some wings. Then after that we cabbed it on over to Duuuuukins where we drank fo free (Thanks Sean!). And then caught a cab north. Now, tomorrow, I get to talk to J. Rapp (my team manager) about...
“If I had my choice of how to die I would like to be sitting on the crosstown bus...”
– George Carlin
Party @ The Party
You know what I’m sick of? I’m sick of TeleRep, I’m sick of girls that will sleep with anyone. I’m sick of guys that say they want one thing and then do the opposite. And I’m sick of being upset about things. Fuck everyone. I’m over you and I will make you all look like fools.
“Tell him we apologize for being white.”
– Amber of The Bad Girls Club
Right Now
I just want to watch a really scary movie.
Tuesday.
Today was pretty decent. It was freaking freezing, but work wasn’t too bad. Then after work I met Chels and Al at Shaws downtown for dinner (Chelsea’s amazing treat). It was delicious and quiet. I love doing adult things. It’s so nice to go to a beautiful restaurant instead of the Dirty D.
After we stuffed our faces we decided to go see Bride Wars over on E. Illinois, where...
Blzzrd.
So we here in the windy city are about to get, well, windy. It seems fitting that The Shinning is about to come on TV. Ya know, if I was stuck in that hotel with Olive Oil and a weird kid that had a guy living in his mouth I’d probably lose my shit too.
In other news.
Nostradamus
Is so full of shit. Anyone can write great sweeping generalizations about what might possibly could one day happen in the future and be at least 50% accurate.
The inevitable exodus. →
(via fatfreemoxie)
Yeah, now we just need to make a new BC Blog.
“Eat it! It’s your Pee.”
– Johnny Knoxville.
Love.
I know I shouldn’t like him, but he calls me “Dear” now and it melts my heart.
Question
Can people with too much plastic surgery get plastic surgery to undo the look of all the plastic surgery?
Let me just start...
by saying that I hate all of the crossroads and decisions in life. There are soooo many things to do, places to see, jobs to try and friendships to make in one life that when I think about it I get really overwhelmed and I start to panic about not being able to fit it all in.
And, the more I think about it, (and the more I learn about it) I think I really am a nihilist. I don’t care what...
iPhone? More like ChiPhone!
I said “fuck it” and got a new phone. I couldn’t wait any longer. You just can’t go from iPhone to a regular crappy cellphone. As soon as the guy put it in my hand I felt 1000 times better. I hate to put so much value on something as ridiculous as a phone, but when the first one was a gift, and you break it, you feel terrible about it! If anything I owed it to my mom to...
2009 can suck it!
So my iPhone is broke broke. And stupid medical bills are getting in the way of me buying a new one! It looks like I’ll have to play it buy ear as to when I can afford to get a new one (unless I leave all traces of consciousness behind and sell my broke one to some chump via Internet). Ugh.
At least I have few things to look forward to:
Team party this Friday (party fo free!)
Company...
Do you ever?
Do you ever feel like you have so much to say that you are going to burst? I don’t even know where to begin.
“Anyone can grieve in January.”
– George Costanza
Wow.
The Special FX of Independence Day really did not stand the test of time very well.