December 2009
Bank.
Holy shit. List of what my Rep gave me for Christmas:
$50 Dominicks Card
$100 Gap Card
$50 AMC Movie Card
$100 Cash money.
I’m stoked.
Haiku.
I went to the mall
Those people all look stupid
I miss Chicago
Christmas Joy.
I wish I was a fucking orphan. This is the last time I plan on being here for Christmas.
This week's "Diary of the Dead"-esque fear of...
fatfreemoxie:
sargent:
What in the hell is “Tumblarity”? What does that even mean? Why isn’t it even attempting to resemble a real word?
It is unbelievable how much I love this girl. It’s just not right that distance has split us Cut-Throat girls up. Just not right!
Don’t worry, one day we’ll all be old and we can live in the same “retirement community” then we can...
Ain't That a Bitch?
You know what sucks? Finally getting what you want, only to realize that you don’t want it anymore.
New Place.
It’s weird not being able to see all of my stuff at the same time.
Fact.
Even though no one can hear it, I get a little embarrassed every time “Final Countdown” by Europe comes on my iPod.
Well well well.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, makes me feel better than making a guy laugh until he cries. I don’t know what will come of it, but I’m happy about it nonetheless.
Jeez.
I’m so fucking bipolar. Yesterday I couldn’t wait to move. Now I just want to lay down and die. It’s either my glass is overflowing or so empty it has dust in the bottom of it.
Weird Thought of The Day.
I think it would be freaking amazing if our eyes had camera capabilities. I would seriously look at everything under my macro setting… So, science should start working on that shit right meow.
Moving On.
Tonight is my last night in this apartment! Despite being so far north on the Red Line this studio has served me well for the past year and a half. I’ll miss this neighborhood (mostly the 24 hour CVS), but I can’t wait to get out of here! I’m on to bigger and better things and it feels good.
rubenfm:
paulscheer:
The Situation explains The Situation to Conan (1:20 ) Amazing
Dress Code.
An email to all the assistants:
Next Monday, 12/21, Kevin O’Brien (President and CEO of Global Broadcasting) will be in our office. Please make sure you are appropriately attired.
From Tuesday, 12/22 through the end of the year you can wear jeans if you so desire. 2 caveat’s:
1 - please keep it on the DL, don’t mention it to stations/buyers/agencies. As you know,...
Pet Peeve.
I can’t fucking stand it when people insist on making simple procedures incredibly complicated.
Today's 'Eleanor' Post:
sargent:
I have two co-workers who sit in my immediate vicinity - Chase and Melonye. The three of us share mundane conversations all day long. It’s how we keep our sanity. Just now, they were talking about something, and I was only half paying attention. I hear Chase say, “What’s it called? Bronze… no, maybe brass nnn…” So I pop into the conversation and say, with great authority, “Brass...
Yes, please. →
(via blondezombie)
Fuck yes.
Brrr.
It is actually freezing outside! Freezing! It is still strange to me that it actually gets this cold here, and stays so cold for so long. It’s basically frozen fingers and noses until April and it’s nights like these that make me truly thankful for all of the stuff I have (mostly my warm apartment). Being cold for months on end is a bitch, and it gets annoying, but it’s also...
Let’s go for the 12 ¾ x 17 ¼ poster. Can you give me an idea of how big those...
– (via clientsfromhell)
This is my new favorite blog.
Double Feature.
Hostel Pt. 2 and Last House on The Left (remake).
I’ll start with Last House, a re-telling of Wes Craven’s 1972 gore-fest. I was never a big fan of the original (I am a huge fan of the story, just not the way it was told) and the same goes for the remake. The horror isn’t convincing, neither is much of the acting. I do like the revenge part of the story, but it’s all...
rubenfm:
Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape
Thank you, Nick. Thank you.
Nick Kroll is amazing.
Lighten Up.
So I’m moving. This time it’s for real (I hope!) so I’ve got to finish packing up my stuff. I decided to pack up my records and it occurred to me that every time I move I throw away probably 5-10% percent of my record collection in order to make it easier to move. The only problem is that over the course of the year at my next apartment I always purchase new records and then the...
Time.
Sometimes I feel like everything is slipping through my fingertips. I wish I could go back and start over, I would do a lot of things differently.
If we're ever stuck in the library and the whole...
joegomezphoto:
simplisticecstasy:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
one of my favorite things ever said on tumblr
FUCK! Pt. 3
chelseamarie:
nikkilane:
So, I found a new place. A better place. I put down a deposit tonight. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ohhh! Where at??
At Argyle, on the lake side of the Red Line. It’s a super nice building that’s kind of old and creepy, but I’m in love so I hope I get approved!
FUCK! Pt. 3
So, I found a new place. A better place. I put down a deposit tonight. Keep your fingers crossed!
Todays Agenda.
Shower
Get some groceries
Get work done on scripts
Watch horror movies
Look at apartments
Possibly see an improv/sketch show.
Watch crap VH1 reality shows.
Up Early.
I just woke up to write down the dream/nightmare I just had. It was really weird, and I’m not sure if anything will come of it, but better safe than sorry.