January 2010
Yup.
I’d break my own leg with a sledge hammer just to go out drinking with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost for just one night.
@nikkilane!
joegomezphoto:
Awwww yeah! I knew we rolled deep. Twin glock 40’s.
btw, I always thought you were the same person as @blondezombie.
Haha. No, she’s one of my best friends/heterolifemate. She lives in Charleston, SC.
Slowly, But Surely.
I’m slowly learning that no matter how much I want to stop them, sometimes you just have to let your friends jump on their own grenades. It will be ugly, but if they survive, they’ll probably be a stronger, smarter person.
joegomezphoto:
umm. they’re filming jackass 3?! thank God.
You just made Eleanor’s day.
Riddle Me This.
If they can make baby shampoo “tear free” then why don’t they make ALL shampoo tear free?! That shit burns like Hell when it gets in your eyes. Just sayin.
The Machinist.
If Schindler’s List, Memento and Fight Club had an orgy baby it would be The Machinist.
Alright, people,
blondezombie:
What’s your favorite zombie movie??
Dawn is my favorite plot, but Day has my favorite zombies (I think Savini really hit his stride in this film). So I guess it’s a tie. What’s yours?
Slow news day.
danreilly:
i am at this awesome crossroad in my life. i have a clean slate as far as my friends go… ive weeded out all the ‘stale’ friendships that have been dragging me down. ive finally got my hands on a fantastic ladyfriend that makes me real happy even though we are a bit of distance away. if anyone can make it… erika and i can , she is fantastic, everything i could...
Rage.
Words cannot express my hatred towards Eric Clapton. These retarded Google phone commercials are killing me! Eric Clapton gets hard ons for 57 Chevys and screaming guitars. RASHAHSHDDKAJDDJHSBDHAAHHA! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
letsgetcrafty:
I’m almost positive I would rank in a hot dog eating contest.
Not me. I think if I tried to eat more than two I would barf.
Watchpaulscheer:
It’s not Delivery. It’s DiGiorno…Delivery
(From the MIDNIGHT SHOW)
So Good!
Ch Ch Ch Changes.
It’s weird having a dog again. I hope things go well.
Ugh.
I don’t want to take a shower. I’m a giant five year old.
WatchDear Sister.
This just never gets old. Still hilarious.
Ouch.
My manager just called me, and asked to be transferred over to the other assistant. She was standing at my desk, so I just handed her the phone. He then proceeded to ask her if she wanted to go to Shaws (five star restaraunt) with him for lunch. Well fuck you very much. I only carried this stupid fucking team on my back for the past year. I need to get out of here. I need a new job. Something...
Three Things.
I hate Eric Clapton.
30 Rock never fails to impress me.
Why are all of the women in commercials for weight loss products a size 2?
Weeknights.
I hate that I’ve been feeling so rushed lately. It’s like I have tons of projects or things to do when I het home, added onto the fact that I have to be at work longer. I just feel like I’m not getting to do any of the stuff I want to do. It gets very overwhelming.
Pet Peeve.
People that leave their cell phones on the table during dinner. So rude.
Today's Pet Peeve:
blondezombie:
The Crazies (2010) will come out in theatres just a week or so after Nikki’s visit in February. I know I’ll still enjoy the movie with Daddy, but it would have been so much awesomer if all three of us could go together.
Commence pouting.
I’m not peeved about it, I’m fucking pissed about it. I got really excited when I remembered that it came out in Feb, so I looked...
One Of A Kind.
I love when you catch yourself doing something that no one else can possibly be doing at the same time. I’m not trying to be “spiritual” or “scientific” about this. I just think it’s crazy. I bet anything, that right now, I’m the only blonde girl wearing a dress, listening to Blondie (with Outer Limits reruns as background noise), installing shelves in...
Brunch.
Sunday Fundays just aren’t the same without Brit Nasty and Hurricane Petron.
“I think I’m embarrassing myself”
– Allie
CSI Miami.
Who the fuck do they think they are kidding?! Nevermind the bad acting, worse dialogue and disgustingly predictable plots. I just can’t handle how fake this show is. 75% of it is green screened, everyone wears designer clothes (on a cop’s salary? I don’t think so), and WHAT police department looks like that?! It’s lime green and full of windows. It looks like a damn...
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
I’m laying in bed, trying to fall asleep, and all I can think about is how I want to watch High Fidelity.
Quotes.
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
I just recited Cameron’s monologue from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off to my boss about an assistant at our Louisville station. I love working movie quotes into...
Line Up.
I just recieved the post Olympics prime schedule for NBC at work, and let me be the first to say that all of the new shows they are rolling out (including two new game shows) will suck. Maybe the Cone-zone (my pet name for Conan) is getting out at the right time. If anyone deserves to drown on the sinking ship that is NBC, it should be Jay Leno (whose face I would rip off with my bare hands if...
“To kids watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to...”
– Conan O’Brien (via joegomezphoto)
Family.
Can you divorce your family? I need to look into it.
Give 'em Hell Conan! →
