December 2010
“Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.”
– Hot Rod.
2010: Year in Review.
1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? Strait up told a friend that she was a “Stupid, selfish, whiny little bitch” and that she should go fuck herself.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I don’t think I really made any last year. Yes. Lots of resolutions for next year.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?...
Holidays.
I can’t remember the last time I felt this exhausted.
Lunch.
Well, that side of Texas Toast definitely cancelled out my healthy salad.
Moron.
JC: Hey Nikki?
Me: Yes? *through clenched teeth*
JC: Are we good to go on AAA Travel?
Me: Did you get me the information I need?
JC: No.
Me: Well then it's not running.
-Pause-
JC: So AAA Travel is not up and running?
Me: No. No it is not running, because you didn't get me the information I need.
Piss & Moan.
Everyday I have to relieve the receptionist for her lunch break and EVERY FUCKING DAY this old bastard calls the station to bitch about something. Lots of people call the station at all hours to bitch about some shit they saw on TV but at least most of the regulars have the common decency to just ask for the newsroom. This fucking piece of shit bag-of-bones has to go through his song and dance...
Hurumph.
I don’t want to work. I want to stay home and play with all of my cool new stuff today!
Christmas Round Up.
This Christmas was one of the best I’ve had in a long time. No family fights, drama out the ass but no fights. I got everything I asked for and more. Now, I need to go to bed. I’ve got a long drive through a lot of bad weather back up to Charleston.
Fact.
I don’t “Let my scabs heal”.
Work.
I hate stupid people, lazy people and people that cannot follow directions. Everyone that I currently work with falls into these categories. I honestly don’t know how the fuck network TV is still around. How is it possible that these bumbling fucktards haven’t sunk it into the ground? I can no longer work in television. I do not wish to be grouped in with these people.
Sunday Funday.
Today has been the most productive Sunday I’ve had in months and I like it!
Tonight.
I’m a true sociopath and wish the whole world could hear my teeth grinding with angst and
disappointment. Fuck relationships. I’ll live alone & die alone.
JSYK.
I’m a god-damned-mother-fucking genius.
“I don’t like the wimp syndrome. No matter how ardent a feminist may be, if...”
– Clint Eastwood
“I’ve always had the ability to say to the audience, watch this if you...”
– Clint Eastwood
“There’s a rebel lying deep in my soul. Anytime anybody tells me the trend...”
– Clint Eastwood
Wednesday.
Today fucking sucked, but it doesn’t matter. All that matters is I got to talk to my bestie / executive producer about movies while a bartender that looks like Joel McHale waited on us. So I guess it didn’t suck that much after all.
“Over the years, I’ve thought a lot about that exchange. It expresses so much...”
– Martin Scorsese
BlondeZombie: Today. →
blondezombie:
So, I haven’t really done any of my real job yet today, but I did get Nikki’s Christmas gift debacle sorted out, and I finally found and ordered a Christmas present for Marlow - which I’m very excited about because I had no clue whatsoever what to get her this year. I also got my dad another…
You should get her some butter too.
“Now I want you to take a step back… and literally fuck your own face!”
– Les Grossman.
"Every step forward in a pair of Crocs is a step...
There's a "Global Shark Attack File"? →
How the fuck is this a “biological murder mystery”? Sharks will eat people. THAT IS ALL. If you dont want to risk being eaten then you should stay the fuck out of the ocean.
I’m clearly feeling very aggro today.
BlondeZombie: Worst Christmas Song Ever →
Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane, Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer Pullin’ on the reins. Bells are ringin’, children singin’, All is merry and bright. So hang your stockings and say your prayers, ‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Here…
What?! I had no idea that this song had actual lyrics.