January 2011
Day 11: A scene you would cut from a movie
None. They aren’t my scenes to cut. And, I really honestly couldnt think of anything that I wish had been taken out.
Friday.
I can’t wait to go home and drink myself into a coma so I won’t have to come back to this place ever again.
Yup.
If you work with me then I hate you. That is all.
Weeeeeeeeekend.
This week crawled out of Satan’s ass so I’m really glad it’s over. I will hopefully get to leave work early today, but I feel like my boss has an attitude so that might not happen. ANYWAY, Instead of the usual Friday night of going to the bar, making googly eyes at the Joel McHale look-a-like bartender until he makes us leave at 2am, we (my heterolifemate and I) are getting some...
Thursday.
I want to give all these people telephone scars. That is all.
A Letter.
Dear Management of WCSC,
I just wanted to sincerely thank you for your half-hearted, last-minute invitation to the “Sales Celebration” tonight. Unfortunately I cannot attend. You (Raycom Media) pay me so little that I cannot even afford to waste my precious gas money getting to the bar, let alone pay for an alcoholic beverage.
Thank you,
Nikki Lane
Local Sales Assistant
(You...
Day 8: Favorite Line?
“I’m calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin’ to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That’s you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. That’s you tryin’ to blend in with the hive. But you’re not a worker bee. You’re a renegade killer...
Seriously?!
Me: Live 5, WCSC
Woman: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Woman: This is Arlene. Who's calling?
Me: Um, you called me.
Woman: Oh.
keefcock:
Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones
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Day 1: Favorite Female Character
O-Ren Ishii. Simply because she has the best back story, and it is beautifully illustrated.
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Day 1 - Favorite female character Day 2 - Favorite male character Day 3 - Favorite villain Day 4 - Best opening Day 5 - Favorite death scene Day 6 - Didn’t-see-that-one-coming scene Day 7 - Least favorite character Day 8 - Favorite line Day 9 - Obligatory foot post (it’s not a Tarantino meme without one) Day 10 - A character you would have liked to see more of Day 11 - A...
