March 2012
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February 2012
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I can never sleep the night before a trip.
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Sounds about right.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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Rant.
I’m so fucking sick of the all the ads for Act of Valor. Want to know what other movies feature active duty soldiers? The Transformers trilogy. You’re not that fucking special Act of Valor, so shut the fuck up already.
The heavy stench of propaganda and cheap marketing is enough to make me vomit.
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Saturday Night / Sunday Morning
Just watched a prostitute get into a car. Godspeed prostitute. Godspeed.
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I have this sneaking suspicion that, no matter where I go or what I do, I will be completely miserable.
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If I had a soul I’d get it removed.
Friday Night.
Watching ‘Cold Souls’
Eating Pad Thai
Drinking Dos Equis
yup.
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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
– Ron Swanson
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Of course, as soon as I get ready to go grab lunch and walk around the local antique mall it starts sleeting like mad.
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Books & Movies!
I’m currently reading “John Dies at The End”. I can’t wait to see what they do with the movie version.
Wednesday.
So I’m back in Chicago now and I just got a jorb at Groupon as an Account Executive (and I get to wear WHATEVER I WANT!). So I’m treating myself to a ‘me day’ tomorrow. Lunch at my favorite spot downtown and then I’m going to a matinee of This Means War. That’s right. I’ll pay indecent amounts of money to stare at Tom Hardy for an hour and thirty...
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Saturday Night / Sunday Morning
My bed is calling to me like a fucking siren.
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Um...
Super excited and nervous to be meeting this awesome chick in person tomorrow night! We’ve been Tumblr friends for about 4 years now (sheesh!) and since I’m back in Chicago it has been decided that we MUST get together.
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This entire outfit is completely tight butt-hole.
– Anders Holmvik
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People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of...
– Jim Morrison (via mindflowerss)
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